I have a crush on your hair

I love Los Angeles - especially the last two weeks of the year when all the 'actors' go back to Ohio to beg their parents for more money. I'm dating the Prom Queen.

avocadosalad:

My absolute favorite skit from Louis CK’s episode of SNL.

Is this even funny? I don’t know. But when I watched it, I couldn’t stop laughing. 

Sometimes status updates on my Facebook page are actually amusing. Like this gem.

“I go to building security and let them know that someone left their in car light on. i give him the make and license plate #. i told him what level the car is on and all that… and his response to me was, "Is it your car?” i looked at him and said really? he said “well i dont know?” THIS IS WHY YO ASS IS WORKING SECURITY ON A SUNDAY BECAUSE YO ASS IS TO DUMB TO WORK DURING THE WEEK AND DEAL WITH REAL ISSUES. He need to be demoted to door monitor… of the bathrooms.“

This show was brilliant in concept alone. Fob cousin comes to America from some kooky far away land and cultural misunderstanding hilarity ensues. But the execution was awful. I remember being a 9 year old kid, watching this show thinking, “God, this is so fucking stupid.” TV really, really sucked in the 80s.

via: imremembering

Schweinsteiger & Mendleshnecken

Last week we had our annual visit from our favorite European houseguest, Rebecca. While watching the German soccer game, Rebecca explained to us that Schweinsteiger (name of a German soccer player) literally translated into pig/swine that clomps up a bunch of stairs. Our next door neighbor is moving in this weekend and the dude is unfortunately, a Schweinsteiger. So. Fucking. Clompy. And loud.

I told Rebecca that all German words, to me, sound like a euphemism for penis. Like the little German dog cookies she brought for Noodle - mendleshnecken. Come on, that’s a weiner.

suicideblonde:
“ Mireille Enos and Joel Kinnaman photographed for The Los Angeles Times, June 14th, 2012
“…it’s a relief to find that in real life, Kinnaman and Enos appear to be exceedingly happy in each other’s company, constantly laughing and...

suicideblonde:

Mireille Enos and Joel Kinnaman photographed for The Los Angeles Times, June 14th, 2012

“…it’s a relief to find that in real life, Kinnaman and Enos appear to be exceedingly happy in each other’s company, constantly laughing and finishing each other’s sentences like some kind of giddy, slightly bonkers brother-and-sister duo.” LOVERS

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DO I WANT HOLDER AND LINDEN TO KISS?  I DON’T KNOW!

HOLDER! Goddamn, I love Holder. They clean up really nice.